Corrupt a wish thread

[Etna]

I got this from another forum.

~RULES~

This thread is where someone makes a wish, and the next person compleately destroys it.
For example: (I'll use me and Rul)
Etna: I wish I had a puppy.
Rul: Wish granted, But you're puppy is dead.
I wish it would rain
Etna: Wish Granted, But now it only rains acid. Eyc.....

You must say "Wish Granted" to corrupt someone's wish. I'll start

I wish Video games were real.

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish granted but you'd probably get killed in it >.<

I wish...I wish I could think of a wish

[Darkmage]

Wish is Granted, your brain is empty.

I wish the all characters from Final Fantasy 7 were realy.

"man that woutl be awesom, too fight sephirtoth alongside Cloud and the rest."

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted

But Sephiroth/JENOVA would hunt you down

I wish...Humans had tails like Zidane ^_^

[Rul]

Wish granted, but it gets stuck in all sorts of things, like doors and such. Ouch ><

I wish I could have the ability to turn into a cat :3

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted

But someone would catch you and keep you as a pet

I wish...Animals could talk

[Rul]

Wish granted, but they say really hurtful things to you. (.., i couldn't think of anything.. lol)

I wish I had a pet unicorn :3

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted

But someone would steal it *grins evilly*

I wish...I could control the weather

[hypes]

Wish granted, but you are killed by religious fanatics for your interfering in God's affairs.

I wish everyone could dance!

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted but everyone would dance everywhere and walking would become obselete

I wish...Houses could fly (like Balamb Garden)

[Rul]

Wish granted, but you flying house just crashed into a building and was set on fire ><

I wish money grew on trees!

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted but would hyper-inflation would happen and everything would cost like 1000 times more than usual

I wish virtual reality games were real

[Etna]

Wish Granted, but They were too real, so I ended the world, and panda's ate you!!! (I'm litsining to this one song, and they said panda, and It just came to me.

[Mia the Rabbit]

I love pandas but what's your wish?

[Etna]

Darn, I forgot to do one.

I wish that I could be an overlord

[Rul]

Wish granted, but Etna just got you on took your title.

I wish I could go back in time... Medieval ages!

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish granted but they'd think you were a heretic/witch/demon and burn you at the stake >.<

I wish...I could bring drawings to life

[Etna]

Granted, But they want to kill you.

I wish I was older.

[Mia the Rabbit]

Wish Granted but you would go old and grey sooner than all your friends

I wish...Alchemy was real ^_^

[Etna]

Granted, But Ed, Al, Roy, Armstrong and all the other alchemists would kill you because their world would mesh with ours, and screaming fangirls would get them, so you wouldnt live to use alchemey.

I wish I wasn't bored.